5. There is no meat on the menu due to inflation
If this was made by a kid, then that’s some great ingenuity over there! If not, then you should say bye-bye to Thanksgiving this year due to inflation because there will be no more turkey on the menu or any other type of meat! How sad! Unless you are a vegetarian, you do not consume meat by default.
Some detox is good for everybody, especially after the holidays, but these folks decided to take a step forward before anybody else. It might be a good idea, especially for 2022. And I think we should ask them how the Thanksgiving salad tastes.
In 1965 we got married. My first Thanksgiving dinner and I cooked the Turkey with the bag of giblets still inside, well could have been worse.