3. Thanksgiving dinner was lit
If you happen to be one of the unlucky ones who doesn’t know how to cook the turkey, no worries! eBay or Amazon got your back because someone invented “Thanksgiving feast”-scented candles, which you know are perfect for those who want to impress their guests with a pleasant smell and surprise them with a salad or a pizza afterwards.
And that might be a good thing since on average the number of calories consumed during these holidays is pretty huge: 4,500. So if you’re on a diet, don’t waste this great opportunity to buy this scented candle. It will be less of a hassle compared to working out! Haha.
In 1965 we got married. My first Thanksgiving dinner and I cooked the Turkey with the bag of giblets still inside, well could have been worse.