4. Tinfoil Hat for Paranoid Cats (69 cents)
This is definitely something all cat owners need to buy! Moreover, you should consider getting a tinfoil hat for yourself, too. Aluminum foil hats amplify the brain-control waves, so you may need one to wear while working. Not!
According to the information on the package, the tinfoil hat will keep your cat safe from gamma rays and electromagnetic fields and provide extrasensory perception for dogs. It’s pretty hilarious. I’m just imagining how my cat, Sam, will look with one of these on his head. In fact, I think it will look exactly like the cat on the package.
Would you buy this thing for your cat?
